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REVIEW: Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes with Marshmallows
BREAKING: Tony the Tiger has been charged with attempted murder… Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes with Marshmallows The last thing I think when I eat Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes is “needs more sugar,” but here...
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REVIEW: Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes Chocolate with Marshmallows
Because adding marshmallows to Frosted Flakes wasn’t enough… Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes Chocolate with Marshmallows Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes Chocolate with Marshmallows comes a few months after Tony...
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REVIEW: Kellogg’s Cinnamon Frosted Flakes
Skip past the part where following Tony the Tiger on Twitter is an absolute low-point, and imagine my bewilderment when I saw this tweet: I am not at liberty to comment on the speculation around...
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REVIEW (x3): Ben & Jerry’s Cereal Splashback Flavors
When I was a kid, I liked to start most days with a bowl of sugary cereal. I also liked to close them with a bowl of sugary ice cream. Not coincidentally, my shirt tags bore many X’s and my tailor had...
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REVIEW: General Mills Lucky Charms Frosted Flakes
Ohhh how I love a big ole’ bowl of “f*ck you” to start your day… General Mills Lucky Charms Frosted Flakes Lucky Charms Frosted Flakes is here, and surely you’re as confused as you are erect. General...
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REVIEW: Kellogg’s Pumpkin Spice Frosted Flakes
They’re b-a-a-a-ssic! Tiny the Tiger as a white girl, or possibly a lamb. In an effort to stay relevant as the leaves change color, Tony the Tigress, the popular cereal mascot turned white girl, is...
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REVIEW: Kellogg’s Banana Creme Frosted Flakes
I don’t know if tigers like bananas or not. I mean I know it’s not like a THING that tigers like bananas, but I wouldn’t rule it out and mass media has certainly never popularized the notion. I do...
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REVIEW: Kellogg’s Honey Nut Frosted Flakes
Battle is the most magnificent competition in which a human being can indulge. It brings out all that is best; it removes all that is base. ~ George S. Patton Kellogg’s Honey Nut Frosted Flakes Folks,...
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